The Flagger

Ever wish your shirt could scream “I know yacht etiquette, but I also shotgun beers”? Enter The Flagger — a navy polo decked out with tiny flags that may or may not mean something nautical (we're not entirely sure, but they look important).

Whether you're at a regatta, a backyard BBQ, or just trying to look like the most interesting guy at Trader Joe’s, this shirt says, “I could dock a boat blindfolded — or at least pretend like I can.”

Raise your flags. Raise some eyebrows. Raise hell.